My Name is DV Gandhi

My name is Deep Ved Gandhi. I m touting like SRK did in his recent flick MNIK. So you must be wondering why a new surname. Well why not! My friend just gave me this brilliant idea. According to him some people get direct benefits for being gandhi, khan etc. So here I m., from now on I m Deep Ved Gandhi. Recently Varun Gandhi got the post in BJP core committee even after brazen remarks spouted during an election rally. Rahul baba is known for everything now a days - youth icon, prince charming, eligible bachelor, great ruler and even future Indian PM . Well who says whats in name, come to india and everything is in name only. So now I m DV Gandhi.
In-fact everyone should suffix a Gandhi to their surname to show the love and reap the benefits.